When I was at work the other day, a little girl said to me "Oh, you are so beautiful!" While it made me question her eyesight, the comment made my day.
While doing homework, I glanced at my fish tank. Something caught my eye, and I noticed that my black snail was slowly getting on top of my gold snail. I sat in fascination as the black snail climbed to the top of the gold snail's shell, pushed the gold snail off the glass, rode the gold snail all the way to the gravel at the bottom, and then move away as fast as a snail can move. Snails are incredibly ninja.
I would love to bring a squirrel to class, just to see how the professor would react. How awesome would that be? You sit down, take out your books, hand a peanut to the squirrel on your desk. Everybody's staring at you. The professor walks in, sets up the computer, begins to lecture, and suddenly, "Miss Water? Is that a squirrel?!" And you will say "I'm pretty sure, yeah. He followed me here." That is the moment I'm waiting for.
And I'm getting closer to it. The other day I charged a squirrel and it didn't run away.
I'm no longer on medication, and I seem to be doing fine right now.
I went to get a soda in the vending machine downstairs only to find someone crammed $4.20 in it and jammed the basket with seven cans of Seven Up. I told my RA about it, and once she unstuck them, she gave me some. It was pretty awesome.
This weekend, Chief, my mother, and I were driving around a very large city. The directions said to take a certain highway. The sign on the overpass said, "Certain Highway, Left Lane". I got in the left lane, drove a little bit, and saw that the turnoff for the highway was on the right lane...
There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. -Ansel Adams
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