Suffocating Moth

While at work, I had a customer walk up to me and ask if the sodas in the fridge were cold. If I hadn't realized that she was completely serious, I would have said no. 

Outside of this blog, I am spinelessly-nice. I have no back bone. There is no way for me to say "NO!"  It's just impossible, and now it's screwing me in the ass like no other.

 I have two friends who absolutely suffocate me. One of them is so clingy that my coworkers hide me when he shows up at my work. The other has only started hanging out with me five days ago, and I'm already set to pop her in the mouth the next time she clings to me. Today, I decided to go against my usual spinelessly-nice attitude, and make a joke about how close she scooted towards me today at dinner. Despite the fact that I said it in a joking manner and laughed, she still walked away looking like she was about to cry.

I came about this person because one night last week, I found her crying in my hallway.  I asked her what was the matter, and she said that her friends didn't want to hang out with her anymore. I invited her to hang out with me for a while, and then found to regret it. I told her I had plans later that night with a study group, and she wouldn't let me go. I was about fourteen minutes late because of how incredibly clingy she was.

I am not sure how to talk to her about how clingy she is without making her cry. If I can't even joke about it, how can I have a serious conversation without crushing her?

But I guess it's better to be nice and still make her cry than to lose it and punch her in the face.

In other news, the Ice Bear is back. I'm guessing she's having a turf war with someone else, though, because every morning I make it to the showers, it's warm in the bathroom. Today I had to get up incredibly early, and when I went to shower, the bathroom was incredibly cold. I found the thermostat was set to 55 degrees again.

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." -Bill Cosby

Psuedo Genius

A series of text messages between me and my sister:

Me: Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I don't like rhyming. Zebra.

Sis: ?

Me: What?

Sis: I don't get it.

Me: How do you not get it? Seriously, give your diploma back.

Sis: Well, Boyfriend doesn't get it either!

Me: You must be trolling me. There's no way you're this dumb.

Sis: No! I don't get it! Is it because zebras have stripes?

Me: ...

Sis: Well, it doesn't make sense, because it's not because nothing rhymes with 'zebra'. Lots of words rhyme with 'zebra'! So it doesn't make sense!

Me: Yes, but none of those words are 'blue'...

Sis: Oh! haha.... um....

Me: You suck the fun out of everything.

Sis: Hehe ^_^