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Friday, February 17, 2012

Psuedo Genius

A series of text messages between me and my sister:

Me: Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I don't like rhyming. Zebra.

Sis: ?

Me: What?

Sis: I don't get it.

Me: How do you not get it? Seriously, give your diploma back.

Sis: Well, Boyfriend doesn't get it either!

Me: You must be trolling me. There's no way you're this dumb.

Sis: No! I don't get it! Is it because zebras have stripes?

Me: ...

Sis: Well, it doesn't make sense, because it's not because nothing rhymes with 'zebra'. Lots of words rhyme with 'zebra'! So it doesn't make sense!

Me: Yes, but none of those words are 'blue'...

Sis: Oh! haha.... um....

Me: You suck the fun out of everything.

Sis: Hehe ^_^
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